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Saturday, September 2nd, 2006
9:43 am
It's that time of the year again
YES, IT IS CHAD HENNE HATING SEASON!!!!!

I'd still think he was a bastard if we won the National Championship.
Thursday, August 24th, 2006
12:28 am
So according to the Priceton Review, the University of Chicago, in terms of academics, is the best in the country. It's funny how I didn't end up going to there because I didn't want to go to any school in the Chicago area if it wasn't Northwestern...since you know, if it wasn't Northwestern it was second rate to me in that city. Yeah, I was sort of a retard in HS. I didn't even know that University of Chicago was even a good school. All I knew was that it was in Chicago and I was so enamored with the city that I blindly thought it would be cool. Needless to say, I was sort of turned off by the aspect of "studying" since I didn't want to do very much of that in college and from what I am told, fun goes to U of Chicago to die....so it didn't seem like the most glamorous of choices.


In conclusion, fat chicks hurt my eyes.
Saturday, August 19th, 2006
9:09 pm
Emory; you suck
Dear Emory:

Please give me something new in my mailbox that I care about..like maybe a partial refund of my tuition.

With Emory Apathy,

Charlie




Dear Alum:

We are proud to announce two pieces of great news: Newsweek has just named Emory University one of the 25 "New Ivies," and we have risen two places to 18th in the U.S. News & World Report rankings. This recognition--a great way to begin a new academic year--shows that Emory is a top-choice school and a destination for many of the nation's most talented students.

The U.S. News & World Report ranking reflects:

Our increasingly competitive student selectivity measures. We now have 90% of our freshmen in the top 10% of their high school class with SAT scores between 1300 and 1470.
Emory's top-notch academic environment, with a 7:1 student-teacher ratio and 64% of undergraduate classes having less than 20 students.
A 12th place finish in faculty resources; higher than Johns Hopkins, Dartmouth, Stanford and several other peer institutions.
A 4.0 out of 5 in academic reputation.
The U.S. News & World Report rankings can be found at www.usnews.com. Click on "Best Colleges," then "Top National Universities."

According to Newsweek's college guide, hot on the newsstands this week, Emory is a world-class school with great academics and a first-rate faculty. Thus we've been given the title of one of the "New Ivies." This article can be found at: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14325172/site/newsweek/.

We hope you will share this wonderful news with your friends, family and most importantly, talented high school students and their parents. Great things are happening here at Emory every day. We're delighted to be recognized for them.

With Emory spirit,

Ellen

Ellen Dracos Lemming
Vice President for Marketing
EMORY UNIVERSITY
ellen@emory.edu
Friday, June 16th, 2006
7:02 am
I thought this was funny
http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/06/15/naked.suitor.ap/index.html

I dunno. If I had a gun and a naked guy was in the bushes, would i run after him AND shoot him? Probably not..
Wednesday, June 14th, 2006
10:12 pm
I've got to say that whenever I go to the gym, there are a list of people that always piss me off to no end.

1) Guys who were flip flops to the gym. You are so fucking gay. Sorry. I hope you sprain your ankle and die.

2) Guys who constantly pull up their shit to look at their abs. Stop being gay already. No one at the gym gives a shit.

3) The one girl there that works out so hard that she has a cootch or ass sweat trail on their sweat pants. It's really fucking disgusting and makes me want to vomit.

4) Guys who wear super tight shirts to the gym. Seriously, this isnt a contest on who can flaunt their muscles. I can play this game too, but first off asians look super lame with any form of muscle definition and secondly I don't want to not look like a complete fag.

Ok, sorry, I just had to rant and I gots nothin against gay people. This is what happens when all I do is go to work and gym.
Monday, May 8th, 2006
8:52 pm
Wow. After 600,000 worth of education my whole life, I finally got a full time job where i get to dress up in button down shirts. Oh boy. My friends and I have already come to the conclusion that we are never going to be able to substantiate our Emory education at this rate. haha.
Tuesday, April 18th, 2006
1:11 am
I've decided that poker will be the end of me eventually. Atleast of the online variety. So far, I've made a fair amount of money, but it's becoming increasingly hard to quit. So, I've been on the brink of quitting twice now because I had made a nice pot and figured I best quit before I am ahead. I tell myself that after one more game, I will quit, but so far everytime I have told myself that I win. GRRR. Not to say that I hate winning, but it's time consuming and I really, really don't want to spend alot of time with it. Also, knowing me, I'd probably blow it....hrm. Or maybe I can quit once I get enough money to buy a new laptop....URGH. the cycle will never end.

So if one of the main reasons I want to buy a Sony Vaio is because it is aesthetically pleasing does that make me gay? Damn you Sony for making such good products.
Thursday, March 23rd, 2006
1:32 am
V for Vendetta
A bald Natalie Portman just doesn't do it for me. Need I even give anymore description about the movie?

In any case, it was a fairly interesting movie. I think it tried to be a little too deep though. I guess I've come to appreciate it more now that I think about it, but eh.
Monday, March 6th, 2006
12:00 pm
It's obvious I can't take anything seriously
THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF
1. my asian sideburns
2. my free flowing mullet
3. biceps

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF
1. slanty eyes!! NOOOO
2. perineum
3. scrotum

THREE PARTS OF YOUR HERITAGE
1. Thai
2. Chinese
3. Kentuckian( we are our own breed)

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU
1. fat chicks in bathing suits
2. butt sex prison
3. gay porn orgies

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS
1. porn
2. porn
3. porn

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW
1. polo
2. pants
3. glasses

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS OR MUSICAL ARTISTS
1. smashing pumpkins
2. hillary duff
3. jessica simpson

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS
1. who
2. gives
3. a fuck

THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP
1. jewishness
2. awesome sex
3. this, though often neglected is an imperative requirement: cooking a kick ass pancake breakfast.

TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE (in no particular order)
1. I ate a dog once
2. Worked out til I've thrown up.
3. I was once liberal. gasp.

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE PREFERRED SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU
1. must not have receeding hairline
2. must be able to run 1 mile under 8 minutes
3. a bust that is preportionate to their body ie girls with porn star boobs and an small waistline = bad

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES
1. sleeping
2. eating
3. breathing

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW
1. read a book.... it's hard!!!
2. natalie portman
3. eat 20 pancakes in one sitting without barfing

THREE CAREERS YOU'RE CONSIDERING/YOU'VE CONSIDERED
1. Playing center field for the Cincinnati Reds (I was 7 once, so sue me)
2. Heart Surgeon (I was asian once)
3. Gigalo

THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION
1. Amsterdam
2. Los Angeles
3. preferably somewhere that isn't perpetually cold.

THREE KIDS NAMES YOU LIKE
1. ava
2. olivia
3. james

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE
1. do the harold and kumar challenge (eat 30 sliders and 10 large frieds in one sitting)
2. max out on bench at 300
3. two jewish chicks with dorky glasses at the sametime

THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A "GUY"
1. sports
2. obsessive gym rat
3. i enjoy crude humor probably a little too much.

THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A "CHICK"
1. diet pepsi kicks ass
2. overly sensitive
3. i enjoy chick flicks. sadly.

THREE CELEB CRUSHES
1. natalie portman
2. jessica alba
3. scarlett johansson
Sunday, March 5th, 2006
9:20 pm
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Damn you all. I am addicted to this show..can't stop watching...nooo. Actually, after 8 episodes I have to take a break. gasp.
Tuesday, February 21st, 2006
10:59 pm
Super Squats: How to Gain 30 Pounds of Muscle in 6 Weeks
You read it correctly... that is the name of this book that I had read a little bit about. It's friggen hillarious how things have changed in terms of weightlifting in the past 10 years, since the books creation. I've been a huge weightlifting enthusiast for the past 3 or 4 years, but this just sounds a bit too ridiculous for me to even try out.

This book has 2 principles which are absolutely ridiculous. The first principle is to do 20 reps per set of squats. I don't know if any of you know, but this exercise is like the absolute shittiest leg exercise known to man. I guess leg press comes a close second along with lunges. I still remember leg days at Emory when me and my friends would compete to see who could do the most weight on leg day. Looking back at it, it was a mixture of us being retarded and way too competitive for our own good. Needless to say, there were times when we could barely walk to our classes for a week. Anyways, for those days, we only did like 10 reps of the exercise and the thought of 20 just makes me crap in my pants.

The second thing that the book suggests, which i think is absolutely retarded is to drink 1 gallon of milk per day. Just think about that, a whole fucking gallon of milk. I can barely finish 1 gallon per week. I guess I could drink it with every meal i had for the day, but even with that, I feel that that's not even half of the container. I'd really seriously have to drink it constantly just to be able to finish it at that pace.

Anyways, this book is just ridiculous and thought I'd share the knowledge that meatheads are indeed retarded.
Tuesday, February 14th, 2006
10:04 am
Thursday, February 9th, 2006
10:44 am
I'm a bad alumnus. God forbid that I bought Pepsi stock over Coke today.

I've always liked Pepsi better, but maybe because a mix of going to Emory and being from the South has diluted my blood with Coke. Also, in recent news, UofM has stopped selling Coke products on campus because of protests that they were made with unfair working conditions in Brazil or somewhere I can't recall. I'm not 100% sure. In conclusion...Coke sucks, drink water.

I love the Bull market.
Friday, February 3rd, 2006
4:51 pm
I have too much pride apparently.
Greed:High
 
Gluttony:High
 
Wrath:Medium
 
Sloth:Medium
 
Envy:Very Low
 
Lust:High
 
Pride:High
 


Take the Seven Deadly Sins Quiz
Sunday, January 22nd, 2006
11:47 am
The first thing my dad says once he calls me once he gets to California: "Duke lost today"

And people wonder why I've had this hatred for Duke since I was a kid.

On a side note, why does Chick-fila chicken have to be so addictive?
Saturday, January 14th, 2006
11:31 am
MORE FUEL FOR THE FIRE
Derrick Smith's, former UofL great, son signs with DUKE. DUKKKKEEEE AHHHHHHHHH

I have fond memories of Derrick Smith though. He used to come to the gym sometimes and one time he even helped me adjust my jump shot to the way it is today. Anyways, at the time his son, Nolan Smith, went to my school. He was in kindergarden and I was in 7th grade so I should have undoubtedly slap the Duke out of him. sigh.

GOD THIS PISSES ME OFF.
10:42 am
I finally fixed the god damn format.

Anyways, I watched the movie Glory Road yesterday and it wasn't that bad. If none of you know(or care for that matter), it's a movie about the all black Texas Western basketball team beating the all white University of Kentucky team in 1966. I guess it's typical Disney by making a true story about the underdog winning the big game. But were they really that big of an underdog? I mean really, they finished the season with 1 loss and nowadays we would all laugh at an all-white team. My friend George even commented that how can an all white team beat an all black team without a 3pt line? IMPOSSIBLE.haha So was this an underdog story in terms of actual basketball talent? Probably not. This was by no means a team of underacheivers. In terms of their battle with racism? Definitely.

That got me thinking...is there a single college basketball team that could play an impressive starting 5. I automatically got rid of the thought of fashioning such a team in the NBA because I could hardly make a good starting team(with any US players that is, but plenty with European) with the NBA as a whole mainly. Sadly Duke is the only college team that I could think of that can make such a team or maybe even Gonzaga or West Virginia. Duke even starts 3 white players(McRoberts, Paulus and Redick) which makes it a little easier to spot. Anyways, Duke sucks so I refrain from any further comments. My hate for them even exceeds that of UK. Hmmm...and oddly, for some reason I can tell you the starting line up for both teams: Duke(McRoberts, Redick, Williams, Paulus, Dockery) and UK (Rondo, Morris, Crawford, ....errr ok so I lied, I can't think of the other 2)

Duke sucks and I wish the Cameron Crazies would die.
Tuesday, January 3rd, 2006
6:40 pm
DAMN U FORMAT
Wednesday, December 28th, 2005
11:35 am
Alright, why are my entries all in a retarded format
Friday, December 23rd, 2005
1:06 am
I poo on Duke.
Duke basketball is the bane of my existence.
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